Turd Furgeson ([info]ketanp) wrote,
2005-09-23 04:35:00
I need to write a country song, I've had a hell of a week. Anyone have Garth Brooks' number? Maybe Dwight Yoakams too. It's gonna be a good one.

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[info]cracklinrosie

August 23 2005, 13:15:38 UTC 6 years ago

Make sure you include something about your dog, your truck, and your mom going to prison.

[info]agoodveilsays

August 23 2005, 14:25:50 UTC 6 years ago

and dont forget to mention passing out with your shoes on and the consequences incurred on your face.

[info]guidi

August 24 2005, 00:32:31 UTC 6 years ago

heehee!

[info]ketanp

August 24 2005, 06:28:54 UTC 6 years ago

your apartment/house is consistenly the cause of my demise, I think you're slipping me mickys when I'm not looking

[info]guidi

August 24 2005, 15:04:26 UTC 6 years ago

dammit, you figured me out...what am i gonna do now?

[info]ketanp

August 24 2005, 06:27:44 UTC 6 years ago

hate you, I'm gonna bruise you up good

[info]ketanp

August 24 2005, 06:26:22 UTC 6 years ago

and knocking up my grandsister

[info]mylett

August 24 2005, 04:27:39 UTC 6 years ago

you should start your own nationwide talent show instead. you could call it "American Idle".

[info]ketanp

August 24 2005, 06:19:59 UTC 6 years ago

Hi-yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I meant to return your call today but I forgot until it might have been too late. So I'm gonna next time I remember to.

[info]mylett

August 24 2005, 19:55:13 UTC 6 years ago

hold off on that call back. i lost my phone over the weekend. getting a new one soon. apparently i left it on a bus. some coworkers tried calling me and said some black lady answered the phone. apparently she's willing to give it back but that's about all they could make of the conversation, they couldn't understand a word she said. I think the conversation went like this, "Well, I sho would likes to gives it back, but babajamba mamaslamma muthafucka shieet." then they hung up.
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